Absolute Nought

I was tempted for a while to keep this blog only about musicial encounters, but some people are just asking for it. So brings us to the case of our latest attack.

It's one thing to blog about the mundane aspects of your life, but, damn, how fucking mundane can you get. Here is a simple list of but a few things no one cares about:

• How your life is like a Talking Heads song.
• How you managed to get up a whole seven minutes before your alarm clock went off.
• Your hard-on for Mega Man 2.

Actually, I'm going to interupt this list for a moment, as there's a large problem here. I is not the only word in English that requires capitalization. You just aren't that important, I'm sorry. It's one thing if you are one of those lazy-ass fucks who don't capitalize ANYTHING, but it's a whole other where you feel the need to capitalize the most ego-oriented word and NOTHING else. Do us all a favor on our eyes; there are grammar rules for a reason. Go back to high school.

Sorry, ahem...

I will, however, recomend the entry from Wednesday, January 25, 2006, where he talks about holding back his "lady friend's" (his choice of words not mine) hair while she pukes into waste basket. For closure on this, be sure to check out the Saturday, January 28, 2006, entry. Remember, it's sweet to hold someone's hair back while puking, if you have a lame ass blog where you whine about being all "emo" (again, his choice of words), maybe, just maybe, you should expect emo things to happen to you.

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