The Bulldozers Can't Come Fast Enough

Sirenfest is a big free music concert that happens every year on Coney Island. Apparently, hipsters are salivating to find out what date it will be this year.

I guess they don't realize that this kind of shit needs to be scheduled well in advance and that, maybe, just maybe, they shouldn't fall victim to their Pavlov, The Village Voice. Sirenfest has been solidified well in advance; it's Saturday, July 21...Or so says Coney Island. And, honestly, let's face it, Coney Island freaks are more credible than Village Voice freaks anyway.