No One Cares About Your Fucking Bald Ass Head

No one cares about your fucking bald ass head, or your bald ass vagina. In fact, we probably think it's kind of hot. If you are nutty enough to go around and do this to yourself, who knows what other kind of nutty things you are capable of? We have seen some of these things first hand, of course, and now we realize the truth.

If it's possible for K-Fed to get into your skanky ass vagina, it is possible for us. Therein lies the hope for all men everywhere.

This shaved head is not a symbol of Britney's craziness, but a collective male orgy of masturbation around the world proving once and for all...fucking Britney is so possible, it's just a matter of finding the opportunity.