Can There Be Anyone Out There Stupider Than Bloc Party?

From Stereogum:

The Bloc Party frontman went on to state..."Can there be anyone out there who has never had a line? Everyone I know has done it. Cocaine can be very attractive, very seductive."

I don't like slagging on artists unless they say something EXTREMELY stupid. This is one of those things that's EXTREMELY stupid. I know it may be hard for Bloc Party to look down on the rest of the world from their Ivory Tower, but to be shocked that someone out there hasn't even tried cocaine? Seriously, what the fuck.

The Bulldozers Can't Come Fast Enough

Sirenfest is a big free music concert that happens every year on Coney Island. Apparently, hipsters are salivating to find out what date it will be this year.

I guess they don't realize that this kind of shit needs to be scheduled well in advance and that, maybe, just maybe, they shouldn't fall victim to their Pavlov, The Village Voice. Sirenfest has been solidified well in advance; it's Saturday, July 21...Or so says Coney Island. And, honestly, let's face it, Coney Island freaks are more credible than Village Voice freaks anyway.

Daniel Johnston Says Stupid Shit

Apparently, at SXSW this year, Daniel Johnston said some stupid shit:

“I heard the Jews are having a pajama party… at the concentration camp.”

Wow, it's almost as if, you know, he is mentally ill or something.

Vs The Board Of Edycation

Check this out:


I hope the funds for this ticket go right back into the public school system.

Here's a close-up:

Naughty Hottie

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
13 March 2007

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VIACOM BROADCASTS BLASPHEMOUS TV SHOW

‘Naughty Hottie’ Episode of Sarah Silverman Having Sex with ‘God’:

Comedy Central, a wholly-owned division of MTV Networks, whose parent company is New York based VIACOM, preparing to rebroadcast the ‘Naughty hottie’ episode of the “Sarah Silverman Program” has drawn the ire of America’s Pro-Life/Pro-Family Mutual Fund Group – the Timothy Plan.

During your Talk Show interview with Timothy Plan President Arthur Ally, he shares with your audience that to air and rebroadcast a program, comedy or not, that depicts the main character having sex with God brings VIACOM’s anti-Christian vitriol to an all time low.”

“Christians and culturally conservative Americans alike should be appalled by the sheer blatancy of this heresy,” said Ally. (See biography below.)

Ally states that the Timothy Plan fund family, which began operations in April of 1994, “exists to allow concerned investors to match their moral convictions with their investment decisions.”

The Timothy Plan avoids investing in companies that profit from or support things like pornography, abortion, non-married lifestyles, anti-family entertainment, as well as companies involved in promoting issues contrary the teachings of the Bible.

Dear Tim,

Thank you for keeping me up-to-date on the latest programming on Comedy Central. I regret to inform you that we will probably not be providing coverage to the Sarah Silverman Program now that the season has recently concluded. However, please let me know when the next season is gearing up again and I would love to consider coverage on our website.

Ms. Silverman is a fine human being, who I have had the pleasure of spending time with; I wish you and her all the best in your efforts.

All the best,
No One Cares About Your Fucking Blog

I Guess People In Pop Music Just Aren't That Nice....

From: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/pop/articles/0309losers0309-CR.html

Michael Jackson

At a lavish party filled with Japanese fans, Jacko impersonators, orphans and handicapped children, Michael Jackson said this week, “As Charles Dickens says, ‘It's been the best of times, the worst of times.’ But I would not change my career.” Let’s elaborate on what he’s actually saying : “I’ve pretty much eliminated any trace of my African-American heritage and 99.9 percent of my nose so that I look like a cross between the undead and a female department-store mannequin. I’ve spent the last two decades fighting child-molestation charges to the point where you can’t even give my records away in America. I’ve bankrupted myself by spending millions on zoo animals and fairground rides to entice children to hang out with me. I managed to get Paul McCartney, the nicest man in pop music, to stop speaking to me, and former Hollywood power broker friends like Steven Spielberg and David Geffen are not returning my calls because of anti-Semitic remarks I made on a record nobody bought, forcing me to pay a witch doctor $150,000 to place a death curse on them and 23 other enemies. So now I’m forced to siphon $3,500 off my loyal Japanese fans just for the privilege of shaking my limp wrist and spending quality time with me for a whole minute. Naw, I wouldn’t change a minute of my career. Hell, I’d dangle that baby off the balcony again if it came to it.”

Nicest man in pop music?