What Part Of "Snakes On A Plane" Didn't You Understand?

Seriously? Didn't live up to WHAT hype? Were there not enough 'Snakes' for you? Or maybe it wasn't 'On A Plane' enough for you?

http://www.suntimes.com/output/movies/cst-ftr-snakes18a.html

Mel Gibson Wins Connecticut Primary

Really, against a backdrop of people-powered politics, web server crashes, and the like, the mainstream media as well as the blogosphere have forgotten the most important factor in politics: Mel Gibson.

Hear me out. When Gibson rants drunkenly about Jews starting all the wars, Lieberman (D-RI), who is a supporter of the Iraq war and, incidentally, jewish, sees his poll numbers fall. Despite these statements, Gibson's own numbers remain strong.

So what does it mean?

Clearly, the real winner of the Connecticut primary is Mel Gibson. Those voters will eat up anything he says...even if it is pure crap. Apparently, he is nothing short of a God.